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January 26, 2008
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Nonpartisan Voter Guide
January 22, 2008
Nonpartisan Voter Guide of Democratic and Republican Candidates Get more info at http://www.repairingthefoundations.com/
This is simple. Download this page to see how the Presidential candidates stand on important political issues:
Abortion in the case of rape?
January 21, 2008
Is it alright to have an abortion if you are raped?
Here is a good link to a woman named Juda Myers. Her mother was raped.
I welcome your comments.
Loving Message for mothers who aborted
(Audio)
Deciding not to Forgive
January 21, 2008
Deciding not to forgive is like drinking poison and hoping it will kill the other person.
A humorous version of the Bible through eyes of kids
January 21, 2008
Children’s Bible in a Nutshell
In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did. Then God made the world. He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren’tembarrassed because mirrors hadn’t been invented yet.
Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn’t have cars. Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.
Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something. One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham.
Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check. After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast.
Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat. Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh’s people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable. God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti.
Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include don’t lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor’s stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother. One of Moses’ best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.
After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn’t sound very wise to me.
After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed upon the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don’t have to worry about them. After the Old Testament came the New Testament.
Jesus is the star of the New Testament. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn, too, because my mom is always saying to me, ‘Close the door! Were you born in a barn?’ It would be nice to say, ‘As a matter of fact, I was.’)
During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Republicans. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.
Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Republicans and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn’t stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.
Any way’s, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.
Editor’s Note: A lighthearted take on the Bible from the little ones!
Where do the 2008 Presidential Candidates stand on Life?
January 20, 2008
Where do the 2008 Presidential Candidates stand on Life?
The following is a free download that will give you a good idea of what positions the presidential candidates hold on Stem Cell Research, Roe v. Wade, & Partial-Birth Abortion.
It is published by the National Right to Life Committee:
It is a pdf file and you will need adobe reader to open it: click here for adobe reader
All Candidates Comparison on Life.pdf
Where do the Presidential candidates stand on the issues?
January 20, 2008
Where do the Presidential candidates stand on the major political issues?
I did a little research and found the following information from theses sources:
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/compare-candidates/index.html
http://www.ontheissues.org/default.htm
Here is a Chart on how the Presidential Stand on the Major Political Issues
More on Greg Nemer
January 20, 2008
Click on this link to find out more about Greg Nemer
Making Excuses
January 20, 2008
“Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.”
View our Christmas Project Photos
January 13, 2008
Our Christmas outreach in San Juan Cosala was a success.
view the video here.
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